Thursday, July 26, 2007

I think I Know Why

I think I know why I am fucking obese.. Let me ask you normal skinny folkes a question: Would you eat food from someone on a subway? I mean seriously? I just finished up two morsels I got from some strangers on the subway.

A bunch of kids were handing out free samples of something called BalanceBare. Alright. They were probably fine. I mean I checked for needle sized holes in the wrapping.. It says it is a "Health Bar" but from further reading of trusted sources I am not sure. Damn. I knew it tasted too good.

1 comment:

CarmenSinCity said...

I cannot fucking believe you started this new fat blog. You have to way too much time on your hands. You are not obese for god's sakes.

As a normal skinny person, the way I stay thin is by never eating. Do you really want to go that route????

I don't go the gym, I don't workout, I rarely ever even walk the dog. The only reason I'm thin is because I starve myself.